The Classic Sock Wave involves holding a sock up in front of the subject's face, creating a hypnotic pattern with your fingers to induce a state of trance-like submission.
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The Double Sock Method requires the use of two matching socks, one on either hand, to create a binary code of compliance.
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The Sock Puppet Method involves using a sock puppet to create a convincing, yet disturbing, alter ego to manipulate the subject's thoughts and desires.
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And finally, the Sock Hologram Method uses advanced technology to project a sock-based hologram onto the subject's brain, inducing a state of total obedience.
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't use these methods for evil.